Lara Brightwell
Number: 7
Position: Defense or Wing
Years with Thunder: since the immaculate conception
You can call her: Lars or Sparky
Waxing Poetic:
Lara on D is so shrewd.
Positioning's great, but she's lewd.
Talks locker room smack
Yeah, she's checked out your rack.
And on road trips she only sleeps nude.
